AssParade.com is a gonzo porn site that was registered way back in November, 2003. It’s part of the BangBros network, which includes Bang Bus and other affiliated sites.
As of April, 2019, AssParade.com is the 17,968th most-visited website in the world, the 6,431st most-visited adult site, and the 50,511th most-visited website in the US. Its Alexa ranking is 150,122nd worldwide, and 18,738th in Germany, the country where it ranks highest.
AssParade’s videos are all full-length, and average around 40 minutes in length. The site seems to have had an overhaul at some point — while some reviews claim that there are over 1,500 videos, we could only find 758. This is most likely due to the removal of old content, since even the oldest videos on there look a lot newer than 2003, and everything is in HD. There are no image galleries, erotic stories, games or VR porn on AssParade.
This is a 100% paid site — the first time you click on a video, it will play a short preview that’s about a minute long. After that, if you try to play a video, the site will direct you to the billing page.
The main page on this site is the only page, and it’s pretty barebones. There’s no search bar, no categories, and no filtering options. It’s just a series of thumbnails which take you to the video player. Each video has a detailed description, written in intentionally bad English by a hilarious character named “PP”, who claims to be the cameraman.
There is no advertising of any kind on AssParade. The mobile site is the same as the desktop site, except that the videos are collapsed into a single column for easy scrolling.
This site is all about the butt, and nothing but. That said, it’s not primarily an anal site. It’s a site where the girls all have enormous asses. Whether they’re getting fucked doggystyle or double teamed, or even just masturbating, the camera is usually focused on their butt. Expect a lot of jiggling. It’s their thing.
AssParade’s videos all have a story, and they’re usually a typically cringe-worthy porno story. For example, in their latest video, two girls are facing off in a wild-west style duel over who has the biggest ass in the west. The local priest comes to talk them down, and instead he ends up busting a nut all over both of their faces.
In another video, PP is filming a girl in his backyard, and one of his friends gets caught hiding in the bushes. Somehow, instead of being seriously creeped out, the girl is more than willing to take his friend’s big black cock for the camera. Because, reasons, we guess.
While we enjoyed AssParade’s fun, old-school vibe, we were disappointed by the lack of search options of any kind. If you want to see anal, doggystyle, double penetration, or any other kind of action, the only way to find it is to scroll through the thumbnail previews and click on something you like.
This site is made for straight men. Although straight women may enjoy some of the content, it’s all shown from a dude’s perspective. There’s no lesbian or gay content, so those individuals will want to look elsewhere to get their rocks off.
AssParade features a mixture of amateur girls and professional pornstars who work with the BangBros network. Brandi Bae recently appeared in one of their shoots (although the description misspells her name as “Brandie”). Abella Danger and Canela Skin are regulars, as are Ashley Barbie and Mandy Muse.
Unfortunately, if you want to find your favorite stars, your only option is to scroll through the videos. Once again, the site’s lack of a search feature comes back to haunt us.
AssParade.com is part of the BangBros network of sites. Their affiliates include Bang Bus, Monsters of Cock, Mr. Anal, Latina Rampage, and 48 other sites that cover just about every porno niche known to man.
As discussed earlier, it is also affiliated with Filf and Dagfs and their network of sites, though you do not gain access to those sites when you sign up for AssParade – just AdultMemberZone.
In addition to granting access to the site, an AssParade membership allows you to rate their videos. Their base membership costs $29.95 a month, although you can get a one-day trial membership for $1.00.
AssParade also offers a weekly membership for $4.95, a three-month membership for $59.95, and a 12-month membership for $119.40.
Autobill warning: All subscriptions will automatically renew. While the monthly and longer memberships will renew at the same rate, the $4.95 weekly membership is an introductory rate, and will go up to $8.95 a week when it renews. If you take out a one-day membership for $1.00 and decide you like the site, it would be smart to cancel the subscription and sign up for a longer-term deal. Otherwise, it will auto-renew for $39.95 a month.
The subscription page also tries to sign you up for a 2-day free preview of MyGF.com. However, that subscription will auto-renew at $29.95 a month. Simply un-click the check box to opt out of this.
We do the math so you don’t have to! Below you can find a comparison of the different subscription plans available and our recommendations.
AssParade’s fun, gonzo style isn’t unique in the porn world, but they pull it off in a way that feels fresh. And they live up to their name, with a homepage that’s a veritable parade of fat, juicy asses jiggling for the camera. They have plenty of star power, with access to the full BangBros catalogue of models, and the videos are well-shot in HD. Unfortunately, the lack of any kind of search feature keeps them from being a truly top-tier site.
|Number of Videos||750+|
|HD Videos||Yes||Number of Sites on Network||50+||Picture Sets||Yes||Mobile Friendly||Yes|